1/2: August 2006

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THE NEWS

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without any kind of restriction

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no need to be a tribe

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boring sad pistols

...ma guarda P, io nn li conosco nemmeno

mi sono allarmata, credevo fossero solo un immaginario

e invece esistono e mi fanno saltare su tutte le furie

perchè si atteggiano ad antimiti misantropi intellettuali ma vendono solo aria fritta, esteriorismi isterici malcopiati e arrangiati da ere passate...etichette riciclate e appiccicate fronte retro su alberi di natale religiosi con sopra scritto "anticristo" ecc ecc. vorrei cucinargli le lasagne col grembiule arricciato a quadrettoni, la domenica, e servirgliele accarezzandogli il ciuffo appena piastrato e le guance incipriate di nuovo. Ma non è nel mio stile, ed è bene sopprimere gli istinti materni quando si tratta di masticare un party.

odio again

odio niugersi, odio l'america, odio i cheesburger, odio i freshmen, odio le confezioni di cetrioli sott'aceto da 4 galloni, odio pesare 117,8 libre invece che 112, odio essere l'ospite, odio non essere ricca, odio non potermi permettere un appartamento a manhattan, odio aver scelto di essere off-campus, odio brooklyn di merda, odio la moquette color panna, odio dover vivere con 2 perfetti sconosciuti che si atteggiano ad amici

wallet in the pocket pocket in the privy

la casa di lisa e lisa

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dedicated to A

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self portrait (of a myth)

chin

3

nose to mouth

44

nose length
36

forehead
0

lower lip
34

nose width
3

eyes
14

face width
99

upper lip
81

mouth width
13

eye gap
94

*measurements are relative to your individual face dimensions*measurements are then compared to averages yielding a 0-100 percentile

Stability16%

Orderliness10%

Extraversion66%

Your most prominent facial feature is your:

distance between eyes

Your least prominent facial feature is your:

eyes

love me loveme say that u love me

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion

63%

Romantic

90%

Stability

33%

Avoidant

70%

Orderliness

10%

Anti-authority

90%

Accommodation

36%

Wealth

30%

Interdependence

10%

Dependency

36%

Intellectual

50%

Change averse

36%

Mystical

56%

Cautiousness

76%

Artistic

90%

Individuality

83%

Religious

10%

Sexuality

50%

Hedonism

43%

Peter pan complex

63%

Materialism

63%

Physical security

56%

Narcissism

70%

Physical fitness

10%

Adventurousness

83%

Histrionic

50%

Work ethic

50%

Paranoia

90%

Self absorbed

50%

Vanity

43%

Conflict seeking

83%

Hypersensitivity

63%

Need to dominate

83%

Female cliche

43%

Stability results were moderately low which suggests you are worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.
Orderliness results were very low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense too often of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.
Extraversion results were moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.

trait snapshot:
craves attention, messy, open, rash, irritable, likes large parties, low self control, weird, fragile, does not like to be alone, emotionally sensitive, worrying, depressed, heart over mind, does not respect authority, dependent, not rule conscious, not good at saving money, more interested in relationships than intellectual pursuits, likes to fit in, very social, frequently second guesses self, phobic, suspicious, not careful, outgoing, vain, compassionate, aggressive, likes to make fun, hates to lose.